Friday, May 13, 2011


The heat wave which had been continuing on was very troublesome. The effects of heat were amplified by the fact that no-one was able to do anything to remedy the situation. The electricity shortage, water shortage, and general disorder that these two problems caused were just wreaking havoc everywhere.

In the midst of all this chaos and mayhem, a person was trying to resolve the deep conflict which was going on inside him. This person, who went by the name 'Pussy-Lip-Kisser', was trying to comprehend what he had turned into. His life which was simple, peaceful and tranquil once was now filled with relentless and ugly noises . These most horrid noises which emanated from the mouths of women and children were eating his soul up, one bit at a time. He, Pussy-Lip-Kisser had reached a point where he could no longer withstand this upheaval.

The upheaval both inside and outside of him had to be put to rest. This place which he loved so deeply, where he had lived all his life, where all of his hopes, dreams and wishes had been formed was about to engulf into flames. Even if the physical tangible flames did not burn him, the dark fires raging inside of him would surely melt his soul. To resolve this unstable situation, he decided to ask himself this basic question.

 What Went Wrong?

He started at the very beginning. He went back to the time when he had first moved to this place. This place which would come to be known in the later years as 'Pussy Land'. This place which he would come to love and relish. This place which was to become the solid foundation upon which he would build up his own personality, his life. Where he would figure out what he wanted to become.

He remembered the first time when he went out for a stroll in the nearby park. It was a beautiful spring evening. The sun was almost set, a gentle breeze was blowing from the east and making the atmosphere very pleasant and harmonious. Kids of all ages were running around happily without even the slightest idea about any worries.

                                                                 But then,

in the corner of the park, Pussy saw which looked far from pleasing. In fact, it looked downright disturbing. He saw three very pretty girls dressed in bright colourful clothes teasing and taunting a sweet little boy half their age. Although those girls were very pretty, they looked monstrous to Pussy as that little boy was sitting on the ground crying his eyes out. This was all because those stupid girls were mercilessly tormenting that poor soul.

Pussy-Lip-Kisser, a small boy himself decided to intervene and save that little boy. He ran towards those bitches, infuriated by their merciless laughter. When he was within earshot of those whores, he boomed: LEAVE HIM ALONE YOU STUPID CUNTS!! PUSSY -LIP-KISSER IS GONNA FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!! RUN OFF TO YOUR FATHER'S ASSES WHENCE YOU CAME OUT; FEET FIRST!!!!

 Upon hearing these slurs, those sluts were shocked. Those bitches were amazed at the nerve of this little boy who was running towards them at lightening speed, full of anger and hate. This mind-numbing audacity was too much to handle for those filthy little Cum Guzzlers!

They faltered and ran with imaginary dicks between their asses and Pussy-Lip-Kisser never had the misfortune to lay his eyes upon them ever again.

He then turned his attention towards that tormented little boy. He patted his back and very lovingly and extremely gently told him to: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GROW SOME DAMN BALLS!! The boy was taken aback by this unexpected and intimidating statement. Every inch of his body wanted to cry even harder but the eminent danger of ruthless Bitch-Slapping kept him from doing so. He controlled himself quickly and this was the start of a lifelong friendship.

That little boy was SIR KAKA BABU!

This incident was the turning point of both their lives. More-so for Sir Kaka Babu because if it weren't for this particular incident, he would have remained a weakling, shy and a pathetic little sissy. This incident was the beginning of him becomes strong, fearless, ruthless and a cold-hearted tyrant that he is today.

As for Pussy's life, it was a joy for many years to come. Now that he had a companion, they were fearless. They were partners in crime! They spent long hours hating every other kid and girl that they saw. They did everything in their power to make life miserable for the opposite sex. Their loathing for girls/women/children was legendary. They became angry at them for no particular reason. Any girl or women no matter how pretty, kind, gentle or cute would make them furious just by being in their vicinity.

People thought they were mad and unstable. Many unsuccessful attempts were made to change their thinking. Their parents, teachers and anyone who ever knew them tried everything in their power to bring some stability to the boys. They all failed one by one as they were bound to from the get go. You see, in the eyes of this Un-Holly alliance of  Babu and Pussy, it was the outsiders who were regarded as abnormal. It was the outsiders who needed to change, not the other way around. In the duo's eyes, the society had become very soft, frivolous and as they liked to call it; Plastic.

They saw all the softness, mushiness and dishonourable ways originating from the women kind. Since women took to kids and they were their centre of attention, the kids became the recipients of the duo's wrath as well. As the boys became older, the intensity of their beliefs and magnitude of their actions became larger as well. Countless kids, all kinds of them: innocent kids, cute kids, ugly kids, and those scholarly kids which are wise beyond their years received the "Bitch and Facial Slap" therapy of Sir Kaka Babu and Lord Pussy-Lip-Kisser.

Similarly, many unsuspecting women were subjected to the special and revolutionary technique of  "Horse Whipping". This public service was performed free of charge and the "treated" women were returned safely to their homes without violation.

After many years of this individual initiative, the boys started planning of ways to spread their righteous cause. This most righteous cause of putting the fear of God into the hearts of the creature who is behind every human failing, every act of treachery, unfaithfulness and every other possible sin that can be imagined. This creature of outward beauty who uses its physical allure to infect, pollute and manipulate anyone who comes into contact with them for their own shallow, petty and selfish interests. This creature who pretends to be a part of Mankind!!

This creature who is commonly known as WOMAN!!!

After burning tremendous amount of midnight oil and much brainstorming, the Grand Counsel of Sir Kaka Babu and Lord Pussy-Lip-Kisser decided that it was time to part ways. It was decided that the partners would split up the world regions and tame them according to the dictates of their beliefs. Nobody, even in the farthest corners of the globe would remain untouched by the cleansing sword of Babu & Pussy.

The sword which was about to befall upon them with righteous might!!

So in accordance with this decision, Sir Kaka Babu moved abroad, armed with nothing but his iron will and sheer determination. With each passing day, he grew stronger and stronger. Territory after territory fell under the boots of his dark armies which grew larger and larger with frightening speed. He became a legend in a short period of time and women all over the globe trembled just by the slightest mention of his name.

Meanwhile on the other side of the globe, things were far from fantastic. In fact, Lord Pussy-Lip-Kisser was struggling badly. The split from his partner had been really hard on him. He had lost his tyrannical vigour which was the driving force behind him. The population of his home region was becoming restless by each passing day. It was also beginning to lift its head which had long been buried. The tentacles of Octo-Pussy (women) were starting to reach all nooks and crannies. The extreme moral cleanliness which had once prevailed there had lost its grip and was on the brink of extinction.

Moreover, the person who was the guardian of that piety, that righteousness, had himself fallen prey to the ruse, to the poisonous corruption of women kind. All hell had broken loose and a once-sprawling area of order, discipline, and honourable conduct was turned into a cesspool of vice. Every disgusting form of filthy vice was widespread.

The resulting mixture of vice, disorder, breakdown of governance and shortage of basic everyday needs together with the mind-bogglingly hot weather was a volatile cocktail, a volcano about to erupt, a catastrophe waiting to happen.

A good thing did come out of this mayhem. Pussy-Lip-Kisser who really and literally had become a PUSSY LIP KISSER, whose favourite beverage had become the "Hot Pussy Cum", came out of this trans of his. He realized what a stupid scum he had been. He came to realize the error of his pathetic and filthy ways. In order for Pussy to make changes and revert to righteousness, he had to do a lot of things. Things were so far gone out of control that Pussy, even totally reformed lacked the capacity of doing anything.

He decided to turn to the only man he knew could save the day. So he wrote a letter which was full of remorse and apologies to Sir Kaka Babu. Sir Kaka Babu had long ago severed all ties with him and deemed him dead. Due to Pussy's infinitely shameful and utterly disgraceful actions, he had become the recipient of the full force of Babu's wrath. However, Babu also had decided against launching a punitive expedition to Pussy Land. Pussy was condemned to Babu's utter damnation but was allowed to live.

In the end, after reading Pussy's utterly grovel-y and sorrow filled letter and remembering the friendship and fond memories, Sir Kaka Babu decided to act out of character and show mercy. He decided that the prevailing situation in the Pussy Land could not be allowed to continue. In view of the heavy thorough cleaning and absolute slaughter that needed to happen, Babu made his plans. He decided from the get go that this expedition of his would not be considered a helping gesture to an allied faction. This would be an invasion force marching into enemy territory designed to subdue and destroy all opposition to it.

Pussy-Lip-Kisser would not go unpunished after all and would be reduced to the rank of a governor. Pussy upon hearing this was shocked but recovered quickly when he remembered what he himself had done and had allowed happening on his watch.

What happened next to the people of Pussy Land was just beyond description. Every living thing that moved including humans, animals, plants and insects were brutally and comprehensively exterminated.

The rule of three all's was applied: Three all's being:-


After absolute and complete ruin of Pussy Land, the process of cleaning up began. The long arduous process of re-inhabiting and rebuilding began. A fresh start was made on the solid and righteous foundation.

Pussy Land had been made an example out of and it was such a clear and strong warning to the transgressors that all evil activities, even in the territories which were not yet part of Babu's Evil Empire halted immediately. As for our dear old Lord Pussy-Lip-Kisser; well, he was never the same man again. He changed his ways and tried to fully adhere to the code of genuineness but the events of the Pussy Land Massacre as it would be known shook him to the core. He was put in charge of a far off town called "Clukidy Fuck" where he stayed for the rest of his days.