Wednesday, December 19, 2018

The Little Liar

Bakersfield was small picturesque town situated along the banks of the Rubicon river. The lands around the town were fertile and every variety of crop was grown there. So, naturally most of the residents of Bakersfield were farmers or belonged to it's' related fields.
The farmers lived simple but prosperous lives as their produce was of a high quality and fetched good prices in the big cities.

The community of Bakersfield was one big happy family and the town Sheriff  Mr Darcey constantly complained of his job being too boring. There were hardly any crimes and the crimes which did happen were of a harmless nature which got resolved easily.

This one time fat Andrew, son of the local butcher stole some chickens from Mrs Jody's the librarian's home and hid them in the wheat field nearby just to annoy her. She loved those chickens so she cried havoc everywhere and called the Sheriff. He therefore had to investigate this "crime" and resolve this issue. These were the typical crimes of Bakerfield.

Then there were the Lamberts. Mr Jhon Lambert was the High School principle who lived in a small beautiful house by the river with his wife Nancy and their 12 year old daughter Lillybeth.
The Lamberts were a typical small town family who knew everyone by name and had friendships with everyone. Though not poor by any means, they were not exactly rich. A high school principle's salary was nothing to write home about.

Lillybeth the daughter had always been a little weird and socially awkward. She did not have many friends in school and she mostly liked to spend her time reading books. She was not your typical girly girl who played with dolls and liked pretty pink dresses.
Though lovely and innocent mostly, sometimes she could be incredibly mean and spew a lot of harsh venom out of her big mouth. It was because of this that she didn't have many friends. Even her parents had disciplined her a few times.

Lillybeth did however have two of her most loyal and incredibly sweet friends who were really close to her. They were Yolanda and her nerdy cousin Sabrina. Both these girls hailed from the Mckaenzi clan.
The McKaenzis were one of the founding families of Bakersfield. They were also the largest land holders and naturally were the biggest farmers and most successful.

As time went on the bond between the girls grew stronger and stronger. The girls played, studied and created all kinds of mischief together. They were inseparable and therefore did not hide anything from each other.
Lillybeth had never been fond of pretty or expensive things. Plus the fact that her family weren't exactly swimming in cash meant that this frugal nature of her was super helpful for her parents.
While every other parent was busy trying to fulfill every ridiculous demand of their children, Lillybeth was content with her books and her simple dressing habits.

Overtime however, this frugality of Lillybeth had intensified and she had started to save her monthly allowance. Since her friends Yolanda & Sabrina's families were well off, Lillybeth had started to rely on them to pay off her share of all the expenses the girls did while on their frequent nights out.

Lillybeth frequently lied about not having the money and tried excusing herself from their activities, at which her friends always came through and paid for her share.
This behavior became a habit and eventually she stopped carrying any money with her whenever the girls went to do any kind of activity around the town.

One random weekend, the trio went to have a nice fancy dinner. Lillybeth as usual tagged along with her best friends empty handed. The restaurant had opened a month ago and it was a high class establishment. Their standard was top class and consequently the rates they were charging were higher than usual as well.
The girls ordered a big meal consisting of two courses along with desserts. It was a wonderful feast and Lillybeth felt so blissful as if she were having a dream. That dream however was short lived as Sabrina suddenly realized that she had forgotten her purse at home. She asked Yolanda if she had any money but she didn't like to carry a purse therefore all her money was in Sabrina's bag as well.

Lillybeth's heart was starting to drown as they had no money to pay the bill. She was starting to curse the day she decided to lie to her friends about her scarcity of funds. She was regretting it immensely but all her regret was of no use to them now.

The girls were halfway through the dessert and worried sick about how to pay.
In actuality it wasn't such a big deal as everyone knew who their parents were and the matter could be resolved easily but children are children and they get worried.

Lillybeth's head started to spin and she felt it becoming heavier and heavier. She could not take the pressure anymore. Eventually her guilt ridden tears overflowed from her big blue eyes. She confessed to being a big fat liar to her shocked friends and told them all about her made up stories about having no money.
Her friends were angry at a first and they scolded her for this cheap behavior. Eventually, they forgave her and decided to focus on how to get out of this predicament they were in at the moment.
Finally Lillybeth said 'I'll go talk to the manager and explain our situation'.

She went towards the reception with trembling legs where the manager was standing. She was about to address him when she heard a familiar voice from the side... 'Cheeky Lilly, what a pleasant surprise to see you here'. It was the voice of Mr Darcey, the town Sheriff who also happened to be a really close friend of Mr Lambert.

Upon seeing him it was as if life returned in Lilly's legs and she ran towards him. With teary eyes she explained her situation to Mr Darcey and he told her not to worry about a thing and go back to her friends.

With all their worries gone the girls returned home safely. All the weight of Lilly's lies were off her shoulders and she promised never to lie again.


Moral: Honesty is the best policy.

Friday, June 22, 2018

A Dog's Tale

Once upon a time there lived a dog under a tree.

He lead an extremely simple life as the food was aplenty nearby. 
He ate, played in the mud, ran like a stead and let the air sink into his fluffy hair. There wasn't a care in his life. 
Everyday felt heavenly. 

Then, one day on his usual wandering about into the woods, he came across a squirrel.
He had never seen a squirrel before. It was fury, tiny and ran around hither thither with lightening speed. 
He was mesmerized by this strange creature and lost track of time staring at her. 

Then, someone poked his bum with a stick which brought him out of his trance. 

It was that very squirrel. 

With her bright eyes and aggressive manner she asked him what he was doing near her home. The dog was dumbfounded as there was nothing which resembled a dwelling of any kind. 

Upon seeing the confused look on his face she said 'not down here, you dummy'. 

Then, the dog just heard the words 'beep beep' and found the squirrel running upwards onto the tree. At this sight the following words came out of his mouth uncontrollably 'fucking cunt'.

The dog envied her as she could climb up the tree as naturally as breathing. 
She called to him 'come up here, fool. You can do it'

Suddenly there arose an urge in him to get up there onto the tree. He gathered all the strength he could and ran towards the tree.
His pace was so ferocious that he reached at the top in a short while and found out that his stopping prowess wasn't sufficient at all. 

While he was plummeting towards the ground he thought 'Oh Fuck'.
Fully expecting to die upon hitting the ground, he was flabbergasted to find out that he was not only alive but was actually energized beyond belief. 

Upon seeing the squirrel he boomed: I'm alive, I'm alive!
He was expecting some sort of sympathy or happiness or perhaps some surprise maybe....

What he got was 'Of-course you are. As you are a cute little squirrel, just like me, we squirrels can withstand falls from much greater heights'.

It took a moment to sink in but the dog eventually realized that this little being was onto something. Her fur did look similiar. Then there was the fact that he was still alive. Other dots started to get connected as well.
 
This startling revelation was too much for him.
He passed out.
When he gained consciousness he realized he was inside the squirrel's dwelling, resting upon a tiny straw bed. 

Then the squirrel came into view and started talking about how happy she was that he was alive and now that he was there they were going to have a wonderful time.
Everything they'll ever need was available in abundance and...


The sound of her words got muffled as his head started spinning again. All he could get out of his mouth was 'but I thought I was a dog' .


'That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 
You are a gentle, sweet and kind squirrel with cute cheeks. Don't ever forget that'  said the squirrel.


Moral: Sometimes it takes someone else to make one realize who he/she really is. 


                                         The End